humor, social justice, and fandoms
how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate
the devil and god are shredding inside me
i made a sweater to wear for thanksgiving
other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
i’ve been waiting all year to post this
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave
what if there were professional text post critics
Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.
WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ??
OH MY GOD???
fucking god its pikachurin
a brain protein
“Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al., and named after Pikachu, a character of the Pokémon franchise. The name of this “nimble” protein was inspired due to Pikachu’s “lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects”.”
IM GONAN FUCKIN
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.